Parson Drove Football Club - Player Profiles

Richard Harnwell.
  • BORN - 1974.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Manchester United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Gardeners World.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Shae Dons.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Just Being Happy After a Win .(editors note - doesn't get many good nights out then)
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Zoe, My Darling Wife.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Having A Better Six Pack Than Bunty.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Jordan Allen - Because He Has Got It But Doesn't Use It.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - No, I'm Just Boring.
Jordan BIG Allen
  • BORN - Kings Lynn,1993.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - West Ham United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Geordie Shore.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - One Direction
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Out With The Boys Worldie Hunting.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - H.M.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - The Time I Couldn't Get It Up.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Adam Bunton.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I Once Did A Photo Shoot For Mens Health.
Kieran Bates
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Jordan Bliss
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Adam Bunton
  • BORN - Kings Lynn,1992.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Manchester United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Friends.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Girls Aloud.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - No Plans - Just Get Smashed
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - S.C.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Having A Beer Belly (editors note - this answer appears to be in someone else's handwriting).
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Richard Harnwell - Because He's The Manager.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I'm Carved Out Of Stone.
Shaun "Trigger" Elsey
  • BORN - Kings Lynn,1989.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Liverpool.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Television X 10 Minute Preview.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Aqua.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - 50 Jager Bombs.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - 50 Jager Bombs.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Making Love To Shrek.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Johnny Harnwell - Never Ready.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I Invented The Finger Dance. I Am Mendi's King.
John Feltell
  • BORN - Hospital,1992.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Chelsea.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Big Bang Theory.
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Johnny Harnwell
  • BORN - Afghanistan.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Manchester United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Babe Station.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Steps.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Angels.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Anal.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Playing Football With These Pricks.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Ricky The Dentist's Dream.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I'm Hung Like A Donkey.
Anthony Melton
  • BORN - Surrey,1987.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Arsenal.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Geordie Shore.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - One Direction.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Get Smashed.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Callum.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Meeting Gavin.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Ricky-Lee Bunton.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - No.
Ricky Melton
  • BORN - Peterborough,1992.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Arsenal.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Hollyoaks.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Jay Z and Kanye West.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Blackpool.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - My Girlfriend Ashleigh-Mai.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Teeth.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Anthony Melton Because He's My Brother.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I'm God.
Artur Mikaila
  • BORN - 1985.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Barcelona.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Babe Station.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Wiz Khalifa.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Miami Beach Party.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Birth Of My First Child.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Then I Lost My Virginity.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Jordan - Because He Is Better Looking Than Me.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I'm A Gay.
Gavin Plume
  • BORN - Wisbech,1977.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Peterborough United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Anything With Karl Pilkington.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - The Killers.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - With The Lads.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Starring In A Film With Al Pacino.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Scoring An Own Goal v Cherry Hinton.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Anthony Melton.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I Have Size 12 Feet.
Sam Rey
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Kerry Richardson
  • BORN - Kings Lynn,1985.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Chelsea.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Ice Road Truckers.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Madness.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Beer And Lots Of It.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Playing For The Drove.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Too Many To Mention.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Harny - Moaning.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - Inquire Within.
Callum Summers
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Lyndon Waters
  • BORN - Dubai,1991.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Leeds United.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - Match Of The Day.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Backstreet Boys.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - The Swan.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - Anal.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Mum Caught Me Tugging Off.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - Summers - Cock Is Too Big.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - Got Bitten By A Shark In Australia When I Was 15.
Matty Mote
  • BORN - Kings Lynn, 1991.
  • FAVOURITE PRO CLUB - Liverpool.
  • FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME - No Time For TV.
  • FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER - Kings Of Leon.
  • YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS - Get Fucked Up.
  • BEST THINK EVER HAPPENED TO YOU - It's Not Happen Yet.
  • MOST EMBARASSING THING - Playing For Drove LOL.
  • TEAM MATE THAT WINDS YOU UP AND WHY - No-one Wind Me Up Yet.
  • ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING ABOUT YOU ? - I Can Do Anything You Want, And I'm A Lovely Person.

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